It’s finally here – a pill that can stop and prevent all the bullshit that is spewed out of people’s mouths on a daily basis. In a surprise announcement, the FDA has finally approved the anti-bullshit pill “The TruthEnforcer™” and is making it available for immediate release to the general public.
And to make it even more exciting the new medicine will be available without a prescription, and can be easily purchased over the counter.
It’s about time, and not too soon because the bullshit that comes out of people’s mouths on TV, on the Internet, on news shows and everywhere else is getting totally out of control.
We are drowning in a sea of totally fabricated and ridiculous nonsense. From conspiracy theories, false news reports, facts without proof and statistics without sources we are being fed so much bad information that our minds cannot keep up with all the bullshit that is thrown at us on a regular basis.
And that’s just on TV and the Internet. During the rest of our waking hours, we have to deal with all the absurdities that we hear from our closest family, friends and co-workers. It’s a double-whammy and is causing us not to believe in anything or in anyone anymore.
How sad…but now back to the pill.
“The TruthEnforcer™” is a small, easily-digested pill that can be bought separately (two-in-a-pack) or in quantities of 12 pills. There is also a more convenient and economically-priced, 24-pack for family use.
Its directions for use and its effects are fairly simple:
1. Rip off the tin foil covering The TruthEnforcer™ pill and chuck into your friend’s, family member’s or co-workers drink when they are not looking.
2. The TruthEnforcer™ rapidly dissolves and rushes to the bloodstream of even the most hardcore and notorious, bullshitter.
3. Within moments, the overwhelming desire to stop bullshitting hits the user and causes them to speak only the truth.
4. There are absolutely no bad side effects from the pill, except of course the user’s inability to understand why they have suddenly begun to tell the truth and nothing but the truth.
Isn’t that great?
But The TruthEnforcer™ does have a serious drawback. The pill’s effects only last for 6-hours – so you better remind yourself to have a steady supply on hand for those situations that demand a more lengthy dosage.
After all, who wants to be stuck in a situation where the truth suddenly becomes followed up by a ridiculous amount of total bullshit?
Don’t delay. Rush to your local Walmart or pharmacy store now and purchase a weekly, monthly, or (to be on the safe side) a year’s supply of The TruthEnforcer™ before supplies run out.
Maybe you’ll get lucky and your loved one, friend or family member will become totally addicted to it and will beg you for more!
Written for the Daily Post: Placebo Effect
Joseph E. Rathjen is a freelance writer, book author and an Opinion Writer at 1WorldOnline – America’s Fastest Growing Social Research Engine.