Greenpeace has officially joined the Anti-Christmas Scrooge Club this week, and has informed little children all over the world that Santa will not be coming this year. There will be no presents, no eggnog and no stockings hanging by the Christmas tree. They even have a video of Santa imprisoned in an underground dungeon looking all filthy and smelly spreading the horrible news.

In the video, Santa says this is happening because of Global Warming and because bad countries and the bad men who run them are responsible for rapidly rising temperatures at the North Pole.

“I have written personally to President Obama and President Putin, all world leaders. Sadly, my letters have been met with indifference,” Santa says. “Needless to say, these individuals are now at the top of my naughty list.”

Wonderful, Santa…get in line…with the rest of us.

It is ironic that Greenpeace (and Santa) are bringing this up, especially since the amount of polar ice is at a 35-year high as of this week. The antarctic has also recently recorded its lowest temperature ever at a balmy, –135.8 degrees Fahrenheit.

Those statistics do not seem to bother Greenpeace activists, however, or probably even Al Gore, as the video proves in Santa’s own words:

“For some time now, melting ice here at the North Pole has made our day-to-day operations and our day-to-day life intolerable and impossible. And there may be no alternative but to cancel Christmas.”

So even though the scientific facts prove otherwise, still Greenpeace and Santa (played by Downton Abbey actor, Jim Carter) are asking kids and their parents to sign a petition to “Save Santa’s Home.”

I’m confused, at first I thought Santa was being played by Liam Neeson in part three of “TAKEN,” but obviously, I was wrong.

It is sad that the fanatical, activists of Greenpeace have chosen to use Santa Claus to advance their environmental cause. Did they think that by scaring little, children over the Internet that they were going to convince their parents to support them with more donations?

Every year at this time, the anti-Christmas, anti-religious and tradition-hating mongrels rise up out of the shallow depths they dwell in all year and attack Santa Claus.

What are they going to do next year…behead the Easter Bunny?


Joseph E. Rathjen is an Opinion Writer for 1World Online and a Columnist for WomanScope NewsMagazine.


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